After my last report about Donald Sterling, I thought effectively that we probably wouldn’t hear much about him for awhile.

They sold the team, V. Stiviano (seriously, what’s her f*cking name? Victoria? Veronica? Visor?) went quiet, and Donald is going to live out the rest of his twilight years being richer than you ever will be.

i will never not be fascinated by this

Anyway, I WAS WRONG:

Donald Sterling and V. Stiviano reunited at his Beverly Hills mansion today — and when Donald’s wife found out … she called police, trying to get V. arrested … TMZ has learned.

They need to get this family a goddamn reality show.

Please.

I will help make it happen.

I will be an executive producer and I will work for free.

I just want to see what an average week is like with these people.

Anyway the cops were like “umm pretty sure she’s here as a GUEST” so she stayed.

Caution people of Beverly Hills: there is a pissed off old woman driving a Mercedes through your streets.

Well, there’s lots, but this one is livid.