There’s some mystical, impenetrable quality about Kris Jenner—the 50 yard stare, the 10% “momager” salary that she takes from all the kids, the fact that she saves vials containing the blood of her enemies (allegedly).

trust no bitch

So it might surprise you to hear that the famously uptight matriarch is dabbling…in dab.

Last month she reportedly bought a bong for her mother to help with her back pain and on Friday, Kris Jenner was once again spotted at a medical marijuana store.
It’s unclear exactly why the momager was at Doc420 in Los Angeles – which issues marijuana cards for medical use – but Kris left in a great mood with a huge smile on her face.

First of all—you can’t go to a medical marijuana place to get a card for…somebody else. It’s against the law.

Which means one of two things:

1) This was filmed just for TV as a “fact-finding mission”.  Which is no surprise, KUWTK has been accused of re-shooting or “staging” scenes and conversations.

2) Kris is finally mellowing out.

The 2nd may be true considering that Kris is also a notorious lush.

if numbing pain with martinis is wrong I don’t want to be right

Is it possible Kris is turning into a stoner too?

Hell…if my daughter was on her third marriage…you’d catch me ripping bongloads on the daily.

OK OK WE’RE SORRY WE MADE FUN OF YOU JESUS CHRIST JUST PUT DOWN THE GUN AHHHHHHHHHHH