Something about a funny personality always makes someone seemingly more charismatic. I’d always chocked Craig Ferguson’s allure up to his Scottish brogue. However, per Yahoo’s “top shots” this week, I just had to mention that he is clearly a handsome man for his age, even without playing the goofball:
As for women aging, I’m all about the supermodel celebs gracefully doing it sans plastic; but not if they lie about it to tirelessly promo a product over the span of the witching hour during which I’m trying to fall asleep. Sometimes I’ll fall victim to the infomercials in my half lucid trance (not unlike Miss Cindy Crawford’s), and think: “Gee, she sure does look nice for her age! Maybe ‘Meaningless Beauty’ really is something to invest…AGHGHHGH!!”
Well… at the very least she’s aging better as a woman than Jim Carrey is as a man:
I expect it from Tyler. I’m actually just proud of him for still being alive.
But this one is my fault as far as my expectations go. In perpetual denial that I too am getting older, I keep trying to tell myself that “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind” just came out. Yeah… maybe in the grand scheme of the universe since the cosmos exploded. I can’t believe that film came out like the better part of a decade ago.
Speaking of things I’d like to erase from my memory forever… Let’s go with everything after Justin Bieber left the purity and unfettered talent of Youth-tube. Especially in this horrible ensemble:
Is he gesticulating at that man’s bum?
I’m not saying to not be proud of your stomach when you work on it, but the saggy Wahlberg wannabe wardrobe is worthy of a cringe and a shudder.
As for other body parts? Although abs are applaud-worthy, armpits are not:
Had I been Miss Perry, I would have specifically asked not to have a statue made with pit visibility (even though that’s how she always poses, apparently).
Oh well. Maybe she’ll have better luck with Craigy – the other comic with an accent 🙂
Oops. My bad. That’s Zoe Deschanel.
Wait… they’re not the same person?
I clearly have to reevaluate my priorities.
xoxo
<3~A
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