I am surprised to tell you that this is not who you think it is.

send this to your mom and caption “happy mother’s day!”

The voice of “Go, Diego, Go” as well as star of “Wizards of Waverly Place” Jake T. Austin apparently behaved like a total pain in the a** at the Teen Choice Awards at the Candie’s gifting suite.

looking for fu*ks to give

What he was doing at a gifting suite for a company marketed towards little girls is beyond me.

for baby prostitutes

Apparently, here’s what went down:

[Austin] tried to hit up the Candies gifting suite backstage when he was turned away by a worker who didn’t recognize the “Fosters” actor.

Multiple witnesses tell us … Jake pulled a full “Don’t you know who I am?” … screaming at the employee, “I’m a presenter. Who the f**k are you?!”

We’re told Austin got so heated, he picked up an empty shoe box and fired it at the female staffer’s chest.

It would be like if Justin Bieber threw a hissy fit in an American Girl store.

COME PLAY WITH US

Aren’t this kid’s parents around?

Yep, they sure are:

Jake eventually stormed off … only to return to the gifting suite an hour later with his mom by his side — and despite having parental supervision, he continued to talk more smack to the suite worker.

His mom is Puerto Rican, which makes me wonder–what the hell kind of Puerto Rican mom is she?

Mi madre would have smacked me upside the head both ways if I treated someone like that.

By the way, this isn’t the first in entitled, crappy behavior for the child star:

Law enforcement sources tell us, Austin was arrested October 8th [2013] by the CHP after being pulled over for driving at night without headlights. We’re told police officers smelled booze as they approached his vehicle, administered a field sobriety test and Austin did poorly.

According to sources, 18-year-old Austin blew a .08 and was arrested.

Being a minor, Austin would have had his license suspended and been unable to drive.

But that didn’t stop him from getting behind the wheel again!

On November 19th, exactly 6 weeks later, Austin ran his Audi (same car he got the DUI in) into 3 parked cars in Sherman Oaks.

Witnesses tell TMZ … after the driver hit the parked cars, someone in the ride threw a bottle of Ciroc at a nearby property. One witness tells us the driver and his passengers called a black car service to come pick them up before cops arrived to the scene. The witness described one of the guys as a white male with dark hair who looked really young and acted really drunk.

Since he fled the scene, he can’t be charged with DUI. But he can be charged with hit and run as well as driving on a suspended license, which hopefully lands his little butt in jail before he literally hurts someone else.