J.Lo recently shared a photo on Instagram of her and a surprisingly-seductive-looking Leah Remini side by side in a Rolls Royce convertible after getting rear-ended in Malibu.

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Here’s where you’d insert the obligatory joke about J.Lo’s butt and “rear impact”, but for chrissakes, it’s not 1997 anymore and 9/11 happened (allegedly).

First things first–wait…these two are friends? You couldn’t have chosen two more opposite celebrities (sitcom star and former Scientologist, Latin singer/diva) if you tried.

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It would be like if the dearly-departed (allegedly) Casey Kasem was also best friends with Taylor Lautner.

Two and two don’t add up and I didn’t even pass calculus in high school.

Second: here’s what J.Lo posted on her Instagram about the odd couple:

Sitting at a light. Riding high right before some drunk fool rear ended us in my new whip!!! Thank god everyone ok.

The photos very clearly show that Leah Remini is driving and J.Lo is in the passenger seat.

I’d like to think of an alternate reality where J.Lo hires B-list and C-list celebrities to drive her around, and her agent comes up and is all like “Louie Anderson can’t make it” and she’s sitting in the passenger seat in her car and Christina Hendricks shows up instead and J.Lo is perpetually displeased because she was expecting to hear 90s observational comedy.

beach trip!