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Why would you marry a man 60 years older than you?

If you’re an 86 year old man, the chances of you marrying a chick who was in diapers when you qualified for Social Security are pretty goddamn slim….

Courtney Stodden: retarded whore or evil genius?

Courtney Stodden is one of those celebrities that brings together wildly different demographics: obsessed gay men, horny straight men, teenage girls, and absolutely no one else. Wait…come to…

Miss America: Her name is Nina.

Her name is Nina. Nina Davuluri. Since the winner of the Miss America pageant was announced, every effing headline I seemed to glance at online or hear on…

Holly Madison gets married in Disneyland, I couldn’t give a lesser crap

Holly Madison is one of those weird celebrities who used to be cute and endearing and now it’s really, really hard to give a shit about. Also on…

Oscars 2014: Franco’s Method MethHead

I know it’d be rude to Firth to say Franco got robbed back in 2011. So, when I go ahead and say it anyway, let it be known…

Maria Shriver is the saddest woman on earth

If you read the Daily Mail enough, you’d think that Maria Shriver just walks around LA looking consistently stressed, depressed, or under duress. They choose reaction shots of…

If you call someone a whore in Colorado, you can be arrested

In a law that sounds like it predates the state itself, it’s illegal in Colorado to call someone a whore or a slut. Under Colorado law, if someone…

Holy hell Amanda Bynes what did you do

Amanda Bynes returned to California with fire and brimstone—literally! First, the actress was found in a Thousand Oaks neighborhood (where her parents live) PANTS ON FIRE as she…

Poor guy, great American gets labeled a ‘creep’ for entering a ‘Meet Taylor Swift’ contest

I’ve never understood the point of the raffled-off celebrity meet-and-greet. Probably because I’ve never seen one that actually included a celebrity worth meeting. Also because I find the…

Random author revealed to be: JK Rowling?

If you know what Harry Potter is, you damn well know who JK Rowling is. The literary series following the adventures of a wizard and his friends catapulted…