Rob Kardashian is slowly becoming the Loch Ness Monster of the Kardashian Klan.

There are rumors, sightings, “alleged” appearances, and then he splashes out of the water and we see him in all of his glory once in a blue moon.

And wow…he’s uh…he’s a big boy now.

khloe?

Like, how does this even happen?

I can understand a little bit of weight gain–a light paunch, fuller face, etc.

But honestly, how much do you have to eat, and how badly do you have to eat, to practically double your size?

thirsttt

Each one of the sisters, even the pregnant one, spend more time in the gym than athlete’s foot.

It’s not like he’s some poor, lonely, overweight Target cashier in his 30s living by himself.

He has a family around him devoted to looking good in photographs with the means, the motive, and the opportunity to make it happen.

Life’s tough and breakups are tough, but come on man.

Don’t be another statistic of the mid-20s Armenian dude who realizes he can get laid without needing a six-pack who loses all dignity and spends most of the day stoned and eating when he doesn’t have a job and is living at home and being fed and taken care of by his mom after college.

at least he has JOB