Mila Kunis is simply not content being sexy, funny, and widely admired.

so many boners and ladyboners

No, no.

Now, she’s pregnant AND gets kisses from Ashton Kutcher WHO she totally snatched from the one and only Demi Moore WHILE eating froyo.

queen

According to the source:

The expecting couple were a picture on domestic bliss as they were pictured in a tender embrace after a day of working out together.

WHATEVER, MILA.

I can get TWO men to knock me up.

BEN. & JERRY.

“Greek.  On me.  But enough about last night.”