50 Shades of J-Simp

I can’t tell if this is nice or sad…but I think it’s both. With an extra sad. A bipolar-reactch-sammich. Seeing Jessica Simpson – a former super hottie turned…

5 Facets of Fame-ism

There’s age-ism and sexism. There’s racism and Jingoism. Speciesism and breedism. The list probably would go on if I went deep enough into my brain. I actually did…

You can’t be Kim Jong Un. I’M Kim Jong Un.

So, if you live Kim Jong Un’s country, guess what you can’t name your kid? Kim Jong Un. The North Korean fuhrer’s random ban feels like those girls…

Marilyn Monroe’s love letter from Arthur Miller’s slightly mortifying.

Celebrity nudes and sex tapes got boring really fast. I mean, first there’s the fact that I don’t really wanna see your wobbly bits unless you’re sending them…

If celebrities faces were hashtags: part 1.

Ever look at someone and think, “If I didn’t know you, I’d think you were a real asshole?” Judging books by their covers is fun. The nice thing…

Inception theft: Shia apologizes for plagiarism by plagiarizing.

I’m not sure what to make of Mr. LaBeouf after this “Dazed” interview. Lately, he’s been conducting everything from his public apologies to interviews in artsy ways –…

7 reasons I’m ph’real in schizo love-hate with Pharrell

Pharrell’s the pop icon version of ASMR to me and I can’t put my finger on why. So we’ll go with “how”. How do I love-hate thee, Mr….

Michael Phelps likely never dated this poor misguided tranny.

“Michael Phelps’ girlfriend admits she was born a man; had corrective surgery.” Wait, what? “Corrective”? Since when is being born a boy a mistake? Is she a swimmer…

Scarfflet Johansson’s tricks: warm and functional!

So, a friend posted this today: Yeah. These are all great. Mostly because they all look the same to me. I take that back – that one called…

Knightley in shedded armor

I had a kinda shitty night the other night. You know what made it better? Keira Knightley’s topless photos, obviously: 1. Click here for the OG version sans…